What can I say about this wretched hive of scum and villainy? I’m not sure, suddenly I discovered I was a writer there. Never joke with Acadia he puts you to work.
Ok folks remember that the SG is an adult site so don’t go there if you’re easily offended. There will be nudity, sarcasm and adult themes. In my posts I talk about space toilets, murder mansions and how our favorite singing cowboy stuffed poor Trigger. If that’s your cup of tea click away and enjoy. Comment on the articles too. Acadia gets a big thrill when there are comments and he remembers to feed the writers when you do.
Trigger is for Sale – Roy Rodgers life is up for auction
File it under Just Wrong – Racism in the world today
We can rebuild you Steve Austin – The ultimate makeover show
The Seat is Up – More than you’d ever want to know about toilets
Hot Dog it’s a dog doll – Sex toys for dogs. What?
It’s a Bar Bet – Amaze your drunken friends
X-Ray Visions – The world would be different if those glasses actually worked
The Internet Pyramid – Healthy surfing based on the classic food pyramid
Stop Surfing and Go Outside – Well if you missed it because you were online you’re boned now.
Super Acadia and Evangeline – Yes Vange is that hot!
Row-Row-Row Your Boat – Long distance ocean rowing. Why?
Cast your vote for Wyclef Jean – Haiti, you know there’s a Cholera epidemic there right now.
Let’s join the parade – I’d like to feel warm and safe enough to ride in a parade nude
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye – Eyball tattoos, now that’s extreme
Live from a sun drenched beach near you – The perfect tan
It’s too hot to be funny – Soon it will be too cold to be cogent
This book we call Face – More rambling about me than actually talking about Facebook.
Fish Sticks Fish Sticks eat them up yum – Who else would write about fish sticks?
Crazy Eddies Celestial Real Estate – Buy know while the property values are low.
Built for Murder – The Chicago fun house of death. To real to be a movie.
So long Cathy – Acks Cathy is pregnant. I knew it
Commie Candy Plot foils army – Dentists steal candy from the trick or treaters and send it to the Armed Services.
Movie Moments of Fear – Movies that scared me not your ordinary Horror scares